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The Day the Crayons Quit: Legal Edition
It was a dark and stormy night at the law firm of Legal Shield Business. The sound of rain tapping against the window was almost drowned out by the sound of the copier. The office was empty, or so it seemed. In reality, the crayons in the supply closet were hard at work, drafting a letter of resignation to the partners.
| Crayon Color | Complaint |
|---|---|
| Red | “I refuse to mark up any more legal documents! I demand a break!” |
| Blue | “I’m tired of being used to color in charts and graphs. I want to express myself creatively!” |
| Green | “I need to know if I can use a legal size paper for my next project.” |
| Yellow | “I want to understand the difference between terms and conditions in a contract. It’s important for me to know my rights!” |
It was clear that the crayons were feeling overworked and underappreciated. They had legal questions and concerns of their own. For example, Pink wanted to know if it was legal for a two dollar bill to be colorized, while Grey was interested in Louisiana gun laws in 2020.
But they weren’t the only ones with legal questions. The seafarers were also seeking answers about NRI rules for seafarers, and contractors wanted to know if they were eligible for a home loan.
As the partners arrived in the morning, they were greeted with a rainbow of resignation letters from the crayons. It was clear that the legal team had some work to do to address their concerns. It was time to put the crayons’ legal knowledge to the test, whether it was understanding the GDPR law or learning about a GMP statement template.
From that day on, the legal team made sure to provide the crayons with the resources and information they needed. The crayons were happy to have their legal questions answered and were once again eager to help tackle any legal challenge that came their way.
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